Hello, RPF. We’ve completed another successful event. We exceeded sizes of 50, which is great considering we had no commanders online. We quickly eliminated the Tubas, who tried battling us in every room we entered. Remember to attend the event tomorrow, which will be taking place at the same time. Fight the good fight.
Comment below and you will be considered for a promotion. I’ll see you all on the battlefield tomorrow.
-Left, RPF second in command