Hey, it’s your investigator here with another report!
Today we’ll be discussing toast sandwiches and how they may be a waste of time!
Have you ever tried a toast sandwich before? Do you know what they taste like? Well, here’s a better question: Are you hungry right now? Here’s something that may increase your appetite…but just remember, Left, RPF King in the North and wielder of dragon energy, tried one before and it was a huge waste of time!
This is a rare image the Nachos don’t want you to see!
Now, back on the main topic, toast sandwiches can be made in different variations. But, there’s one main thing that each toast sandwich has: bread. Is this a coincidence? I think not! Toast sandwiches may have something to do with the Illuminati.
After all, they’re also both triangle-shaped. I believe I have found a secret organization that the Nachos don’t want you to know about!
I leave you to theorize!
Fight the good fight!
-Junie, RPF Second in Command