Troop Interviews – Chachkis, Mew

Troop Interviews 

This week marks the twentieth official edition of “Troop Interviews”, where a team of interviewers (currently are Junie17125, Percy, Raneaosama, Arnor, Coolguy1608 & Rebel Pack Guy) asks two or more individuals questions. These questions that are asked may not be the same throughout each interview as it is wanted for each interview to be original and have its own unique highlights. Along with that, the questions asked are to achieve a better understanding of each soldier and how different/similar everyone is to one another. There are many soldiers here in the Rebel Penguin Federation, as you may know, so it will be difficult to get to everyone who requests to be interviewed.

Anyway, the two interviewees for this week are Chachkis and Mew!


Chachkis

Dang, it feels pretty good to be posting for Troop Interviews. It’s been like—3 weeks?—and the last time I posted had to do with puns about Yu-Gi-Oh. Or, was it Digimon? Wait, no, yeah, it was Yu-Gi-Oh.

Anyway, here I am now thinking about what I should to put in this post to make it entertaining (in your case, you’re just reading all the words) and to up my word count (even though that’s not such a big thing). Now—oh, you noticed that grammar error I just had in the last sentence? Yeah, well, I don’t care (unless you don’t care either). Even if it drives you crazy, just understand that this interviewee will drive you to the brink of insanity.

Just kidding!

Here we have our special and honorable guest, Chachkis, joining me as I ask her questions about a few random things in an attempt to potentially use that information with malicious intent! Wait, that’s against the rules? Oh, nevermind then. Now, returning to the main topic, I ask Chachkis if she’s ready for the interview! Don’t assume she’s okay after reading this interview because, of course, one of her vital organs is in my hand and there’s no telling if she’s alright or not currently.

What, was this intro too long? Wanna complain about it, bud?

As you can see from the previous picture, her profile picture changed. That is because the old profile picture was before one of her vital organs were removed, and the new profile picture is the aftermath of that. As you can tell, she looks completely different. But, hey! It’s still the same Chachkis we all know and [possibly] love.

Ah, and now, the good ol’ “How are you?” question, followed by the address “KID”. Such is present in almost all interviews, but will it ever get changed? You bet your bottom dollar (or whatever the heck Quisqueya usually says) that it won’t!

RIP Uncle Phil for real

Now, this is the ultimate question. An inquiry about whether one is on the light side…or dark side of the Force. The side you’re on advertently changes who you are and what you may or may not do. It represents the side you are most loyal to, and how you tackle certain matters. This world, although, it is not merely black-and-white, has an aging evil looming over many locations.

Chachkis answered that she is on the evil side. This means that she is loyal to the plans of the dark side of the Force. Do you know what that means? Do you know how you stop such an evil force?

You bet your bottom dollar that you’d call the cops and go like “EVERY VILLAIN IS LEMONS PLS” to stop such a threat from causing mayhem!

Why are there so many people that joined in November? Well, whatever the reason may be, I am quite thankful for it.

To all my fellow Americans, it is your decision on whether or not you think that was intended…

You know what I’d pay to watch? A battle between the two commanders…as a way to represent who truly is the better of the two. Ah, but we all truly know that in this battle between Popsicle and Left, the two current Rebel Commanders, the only possible and truly-deserving victor would have to be…

MEME!

Well, I couldn’t think of anything witty to say for this picture below. But hey, wouldn’t it be cool to watch a battle between Junie (hey, that’s-a me, Mario!) and whoever this individual is?

If there is a fight between a rat and a human being, you can certainly Stomp the Yard.

I might try the No-Guns Challenge on Fortnite sometime soon. Is that relevant to this current interview? The world may never know!

Be sure to like, subscribe, and give money to Chachkis though her PayPal account: lonelychristianteenager132!

Onward!


Mew

Well, if I’m going to be frank and just, a Mew on my team would be a good addition but I don’t think it’s necessary especially considering I have a Xerneas and a Rayquaza.

Actually, Mew could be on the secondary team, I don’t know.

Wait, a heart attack? Never heard of that move. Doctor, I choose you!

Percy, you are on trial for conspiracy against the SENATE. What is your defense, young Jedi?

Anyway, Percy, aka the big-league noob interviewer, asked Mew, aka the Mew-turned-Sylveon Pokemon with a real name, when he joined RPF! The Pokemon answered that it was 7 or so months ago! Pretty cool!

Silly Percy, trimming a screenshot to where the last words is a question from you!

Found the answer!

Ah yes, so as I was talking about earlier, I’ve decided that instead of the No-Guns Challenge, it’s just going to be the No-Equipment Challenge. If I get into the top 10, you have to fight the good fight even when you’re not online! But, you probably already do that, don’t you?

I’m also thinking—WAIT IS THAT A QUESTION ABOUT CLUB PENGUIN REWRITTEN? This should be fun.

If you got this far, I applaud you. I’m legit curious about how many people read these interview posts!

Gambling is for CHUMPS!

What if the Dorlands was an old mafia family? Would be interesting!

Gambling…dealing…the Pokemon Mew is a worker at a casino! He’s the gamemaster in whatever casino he works at…or whatever the title is.

Haha, you counted wrong! It was only 9 pictures, counting yours! There’s an infinite amount of digits in between 9 and 10. You were far off!

Wakanda forever!


If you have any questions or would like to be interviewed by the interviewing team, DM one of these members: Junie17125, Percy, Raneaosama, Arnor, Rebel Pack Guy, Coolguy1608.

-Junie, RNM Interview Supervisor

Jason17125

Jason17125

idk stop asking

5 Comments:

  1. Lol This is funny..

  2. i enjoy this interviews a lot

  3. Weekly entertainment :’D

  4. “YOU GUESS!? NOW I’M MAD!”
    Stu: This is so emotional

  5. wait, i thought my paypal was lonelychristianteenager123? is this identity theft?

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