This week marks the twelfth official edition of “Troop Interviews”, where a team of interviewers (currently are Junie17125, Percy, Raneaosama, Arnor & Coolguy1608) asks two or more individuals questions. These questions that are asked may not be the same throughout each interview as it is wanted for each interview to be original and have its own unique highlights. Along with that, the questions asked are to achieve a better understanding of each soldier and how different/similar everyone is to one another. There are many soldiers here in the Rebel Penguin Federation, as you may know, so it will be difficult to get to everyone who requests to be interviewed.
The three interviewees for this week are Raneaosama, Plane17, and Trackling!
Looks like we’re back for this week’s interview! Here we have Junie, the supervisor of Team Interviews, aka the big noob people generally talk about because…well, who else would they talk about? It’s not like…actually, nevermind. Anyway, the big-league noob decided to interview Raneaosama for this week. So, let’s get…right into the news!
Apparently, school talk is not allowed in Raneaosama’s DMs. If you talk about school, you will get schooled about how you, well, shouldn’t be talking about school! Besides, we have tons of fellow noobs who treat Discord as a place of refuge from the one thing that can frustrate them very badly…and that is school, buddy!
The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell. I believe the education of cells serve a purpose in our lives if we want to be scientists—anyway, back into the interview, Junie officially starts off by asking the other noob how much she fights the good fight on a scale of 1 to 10. Raneaosama answered stating that she fights the good fight 25/7 every day of the week, which would essentially be a 10/10. I called her out for being incorrect considering there are only 23 hours in the week!
Haha, but the fellow noob has to respond by saying that she goes 110% so therefore it would be 25. However, I did my calculations and 110% of 24 is actually 26.4. See? I told you it was 23 hours, not 25.
So, as we know, Rane was recently promoted to a moderator (at the time when I interviewed her) and I asked her how it felt. She responded saying that having a purple name was the best part. She says it feels awesome having a higher rank (although overall it doesn’t feel that much different) and that assigning roles is a fun task. Now, that’s a mod with a good attitude!
However, finding fun in assigning roles is something I’d like to consider…nerdy! Just kidding, please don’t put me on trial for being the Mafia. I am definitely not the Godfather.
In my opinion, the word “adorable” is a truly wonderful word because of many reasons. You can use this word to attribute it to someone or something. It can even be a word to trigger somebody’s post-traumatic stress disorder. That somebody who I’m referring to, is of course, the interviewee!
Anyway, the next question is an important one (to the current Second in Commands, of course) because there is currently an ongoing death battle in a pit of flames between the second highest-ranking officers over who holds the title of best 2ic. Haha, just kidding, every Second in Command treat each other fairly. Maybe.
But, Raneaosama has come to a decision over who her favorite 2ic is (I’m hoping it is me)!
You can find that out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
Now, let’s get into some lore and conspiracy and mumbo-jumbo. What exactly is this “noob club” the RPF soldiers keep hearing about? And, who exactly are the members of this strangely-named group? Well, I know for a fact that Rane and I don’t have a single clue to any of these questions.
Hello, Internet…and welcome to RPF Theory! The show where we found out Popsicle was a confirmed Nacho spy back in 2013 because of his answer to an old interview. Our current investigation is whether or not the “noob club” may be the RPF Illuminati…or even worse! Could it be the secret meeting we keep hearing about? The world may never know!
Alright, folks! That was all the time we had for Raneaosama! Your good ol’ boy, Junie, asked if the noob had any last words…and that would be to fight the good fight!
And now, let’s get into the second interview…with our next guest, Plane17!
Is this like that situation where the student becomes the master? Because, right now, the interviewee became the interviewer. My buddy, Raneaosama, joined the Interview Team and had her first interviewee be Plane17! Let’s jump right in with the first question: how does it feel to be a moderator?
The next question Rane asked was when Plane joined the RPF and why. Plane responded saying that he joined in October for the mascot tracker and soon grew to love the RPF, which caused him to stay. And, I certainly do agree. There are lots of great people.
Rane’s next question was what Plane’s hobbies are outside of the RPF! Hmm, I wonder if he is a pilot! Wait, whoa! He actually has flown a plane before. Let’s get the Navy to step up and get the Air Force to crash!
The final question Rane asked was who Plane’s favorite Rebel Commander is! Obviously, they’re all noobs but it’s a decision between who’s the better noob. I suppose it is a little difficult.
That was all for Plane17’s interview! Let’s get into the next interview with our third guest…Trackling!
Our newly-enlisted member of the Interview Team, Arnor, decided to have Trackling as his first interviewee!
The first question Arnor asked was when Trackling joined the Rebel Penguin Federation! Trackling answered by saying that he joined RPF on October 25th, 2017.
The next question Arnor asked was if the RPF was Trackling’s first army! Trackling responded saying that it indeed was! Anyway, it seems as though Arnor is aiming for serious mode! Watch out, folks.
The next question Arnor asked was how it felt when Trackling received a position as a moderator. Trackling answered by saying he was honored, excited, and nervous! Arnor was able to understand that feeling of nervousness…but don’t worry folks! Being a moderator won’t be nerve-wracking…or, at least, I hope it doesn’t turn out to be!
The fourth question Arnor asked Trackling was what his favorite hobbies or sports were! Trackling answered by saying he loves procrastinating (and indeed, it can be fun). He watches TV shows and YouTube…which I’m 101% sure is a sport. Trackling also brought up the fact that he likes posting YouTube videos!
The finish line is quite close! Anyway, Arnor’s 2nd fourth question was what Trackling wants to be when he grows up!
Trackling stated that he wants to be an actor and alongside movie stars! I think that’s a big-league goal!
And, last but not least, the final question! Arnor asked the reason why Trackling made the decision to join the Rebel Penguin Federation. He responded by saying that he was looking for a tracker and found RPF. Noticing the “craziness” of our events, he was intrigued and joined us!
Unfortunately, I’m broke.
And…that was that!
If you have any questions or would like to be interviewed by the interviewing team, DM one of these members: Junie17125, Percy, Raneaosama, Arnor, Coolguy1608.
-Junie, RNM Interview Supervisor