Troop Interviews – Tom, Biffer

Troop Interviews

This week marks the eighth official edition of “Troop Interviews”, where a team of interviewers (currently are Junie17125, Percy, & Coolguy1608) asks two or more different individuals questions. These questions that are asked may not be the same throughout each interview as it is wanted for each interview to be original and have its own unique highlights. Along with that, the questions asked are to achieve a better understanding of each soldier and how different/similar everyone is to one another. There are many soldiers here in the Rebel Penguin Federation, as you may know, so it will be difficult to get to everyone.

Anyway, the two interviewees for the week are Tom and Biffer. Click on “Continue Reading” to look at each interview.

Tom

You might think that Junie is the biggest noob there is in the entire army. And…well…that is completely false. That’s because the biggest noob, in fact, is actually Junie! Pretty crazy to think, huh? Anyway, Junie has decided to interview the new commander of the Rebel Penguin Federation, Tom!

The first question this noob asked was when Tom joined the RPF. The information that Tom stated, by the way, is incorrect. He was actually in the RPF during 1644. He just didn’t want to be exposed. But he just got exposed. Oof.

Nope, I definitely cannot!

Junie then asked why Tom decided to join the RPF.

Right place at the right time! Yeee

Junie, although he knows, wanted to ask Tom what it felt like being a noob commander.

And now…for Tom’s hobbies! He’s a hockey kid.

REEEEE

Junie finally asked if Tom had any last words (before something catastrophic occurred). He turned it into a speech. This actually turned philosophical…and then not philosophical anymore.

You can also see that Percy cried in real life!

Tom asked to be released from his chains (which, uh…will never happen, muahaha).


Biffer

Quick note: it’s Percy, not Perwy. Okay?!?!?!

Perwy Percy asked Biffer when Biffer joined RPF and what his first impressions of the army were! Biffer replied saying…

Percy then asked why da hek Biffer has still been in RPF for about 9 months. Biffer stated he never felt like leaving. Good man!

Owner, indeed, feels magical.

HMM, A POSSIBLE DECIDER BETWEEN LIFE OR DEATH…

I KNO DA WAE TOO

Da wae is not Air Force! What a noob.

Biffer has also left us with something to think about, hmm…

PERWY WILL SEE BIFFER AROUND!


If you have any questions or would like to be interviewed by the interviewing team, DM one of these members: Junie17125, Percy, Coolguy1608

-Junie, RNM Interview Supervisor

Jason17125

Jason17125

idk stop asking

5 Comments:

  1. Haha! 😀
    FTGF btw

  2. That was absolutely AMAZING!

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